Monsters

Monsters

I went out looking for conkers

The birds were giving concerts

Mum said,look at that dirt on your skirt

I said,it was the monsters!

I went out looking for flowers

I didn’t look at my watch for hours

I found some worms and caught lot’s of germs

And ran in when it began to shower

Mum said , look at the mess on your dress

I said ,it was the insects!

Look at that muck on your face

I said,I was only playing chase!

I went to the swimming baths

And I saw a goblin shark

I went next door to get our ball

And heard the dog bark!

I used to think that our apple tree

Would turn into a monster

I used to think I would win

The golden ticket for Willy Wonka!

Monsters and lobsters in the sea

Making friends and chasing me!

Now that I am all grown up and watch my

Niece and nephew,

I am the ‘tickle’ monster’ and I’m coming round to get you!

As a child I wanted to make friends with a Big Foot

But I didn’t have the luck

If I said I saw a monster,

Would you think I am bonkers?!

If I found a giant worm?

If I hide under the fern?

Would you rescue me from the monsters?

Wound you rescue me from world war bombers?

Up and down like a clown

Poppable and squashable!

What is my fate?

Will I still feel the hate?

Monsters

The monster rumble of the tummy!

A monster telling off from mummy!

A monster of a chocolate bunny!

A monster spend of your money!

The monster washing machine in the garage

A monster fly on my sandwich

The monster hayfever making me sneeze!

Or cold weather making me freeze!

A monster ice cream in the sun!

A monster,monster distance run!

A monster burger with battle chips!

Strawberries and chocolate dip!

The monster of having too much sleep

The monster of leaving your clothes in a heap

When all you want to do is weep

When the ocean is too deep

The devil monster turning out to be a conster

I wish I was a youngster

With time on my side

The monster of food